10. You look good in Black (or Gold, or Red)!
9. You can answer all the soccer questions on “Trivial Pursuit” and “The Rules of the Game”
8. You now understand what “handball” and “offsides” really are!
7. You get to play without having to control the ball.
6. You are always a part of the winning team (everyone who played)!
5. Small kids come up to you in stores to hug their referee!
4. Your whistle will work just as well at home as on the field!
3. Your kid’s coach doesn’t have to leave the game early to referee another game.
2. Its great exercise and you get lots of fresh air.
1. It may be the only time you get the last word with your kids!